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unconflated:

life goals: become so hot people make fan blogs about me. 

(via unpopuler)

k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

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sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

(via succeeding)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via unpopuler)

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

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urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

(Source: urbancatfitters, via unpopuler)

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel, via unpopuler)

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via unpopuler)